Things I Learned This Week (That I Didn't Want to Know) Chapter 2

1. Your morals can be in question based on the book you are currently reading.

2. People suck. (See #1)

3. Lionfish can do a backflip and get out of a collection cup and sting the person holding the cup.

4. Lionfish can do a number on one's hand.

5. Speakers turned low in the evening may not seem low in the morning.

6. Just because your hand slides IN easily, doesn't mean it will slide OUT easily.

7. A drill can go right through a fingernail in record time.

8. Spiders are NOT my friends. Bit 4 freakin times.















9. Trying to explain anything about salt water fish vs. fresh water fish to a drunk person is not a good time.

10. Just because you finally get one urchin's spine outta your hand, doesn't mean you won't immediately get another.

11. There are a lot more critters in the store than I thought. Eww...

12. Under no circumstances should you hang your hand out the window of your car while driving in the country at night.

13. There are worms in the ocean that get 50 feet long. FIFTY!

14. There are crabs large enough to kick the worm's ass and eat it. (The whole worm, not just his ass.) ;)

15. If a parent screams at a child for shoving ALL the M & M's he got out of the machine into his mouth at once, the child will promptly spit them out onto the floor.