The ABC's

	The ABCs of Loathing Allergies, animosity Bras, bullshit Chiggers, con artists Deer ticks Egotistical Maniacs Farts Gefilte fish (YUK!!) Heat, humidity, hip-hop Ignorance John freakin' Madden Kale Liver Morons Nightmares, nags Ordeals Pus, pop-ups Qualms, queasy feeling Rashes, Spam, sexists, System of a Down Tomatoes, toupees Underwear, unruly hair Vichyssoise, vanity Waking up X-rated pop-ups Yellow, yapping Zombies

	The ABCs of Love Amanda, Amethyst Books, Breaking Benjamin Coffee, cheese, crab legs Dad, Dennis, Disturbed Enchiladas Family, friends, frappuccino Gastropods, gold Herbs, honey Ingenuity Java Kittys, kiwi Laurie, Leisa, laughter, life Mom, Mary Ann Nature, Nickelback Ocean, oysters Purple, popcorn, purrs Quests, quiche, quilt Robert, roses, reading Stacey, Sherri, scary movies, sci-fi movies, Seether Taquitoes, T-shirts, tranquility Utopia Victory Water, waves, waffles X-mas Yogurt Zucchini